Class clown is making the rounds with glass jokes, cracking the humourless up with uncontrollable guffaws. Ahem... Has COVID-19 got you wearing glasses and a mask at the same time?…

♪ So what becomes of you, my love, ♪ when they have finally stripped you ♪ of the handbags and the gladrags ♪ that your poor old granddad had to…